Ebony Lounge Mankatha Special Buffet

Item #1: Stale, Cold, Oily and Tasteless Pakoras.

Item #2: Sambar was relegated to tamarind fluid filled with excess salt and it was meant to be consumed as soup .

Item #3: Cold, thick and soggy Utappam which was thankfully not refilled.

Item #4: Foul tasting Mutter Paneer with no Paneer and excess salt.

Item #5: Rajma Masala with no Rajma! What brainless twit tried to mess with one of the most tastiest of dals? Rajma is the mother of all dals and the jokers at Ebony turned that into drainage material. Their concoction was made of canned red beans instead of the lovely kidney beans. We love our Rajma and you shall rot in hell for messing with it!!

Item #6: Baingan Bharta: Again, these morons confused it with Aloo Baingan. Baingan Bharta is a slow cooked spicy and tangy dish made of mainly of baked egg plants slow cooked and mashed to near pulp. Ebony served big chunks of half cooked eggplant with lots of salt and oil topped half boiled chunks of potatoes.

Item #7: Fine Naan that was served warm and fresh after making us wait for 15 minutes. The refill took another 10 minutes as they had just started cooking.

Item #8: Sour cream based Raita - extremely sour and salty.

Item #9: Gulab Jamun - We were in proverbial tears when we went to get dessert, only to find some frosted, ugly Gulab Jamun waiting for us. One look was enough to warn us and one bite was sufficient to make us spit it right out.

Item #10:Our only hope was the Mango Kulfi but as it turned out the container had stale Milk Kheer which should haverighfully been throw into garbage.